Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
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Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
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this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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