how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
they need to just BURY HIM!
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
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