You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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