A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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