It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
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Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
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He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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