How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
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we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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