My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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