The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
That's how pantless uber rides happen
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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