Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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