R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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