Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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