I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
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I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
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"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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