Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
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You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
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That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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