i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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