Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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