Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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