So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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