Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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