shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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