The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
The power of my boobs compel you
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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