I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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