she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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