maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
