So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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