So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
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did i walk over a car last night?
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
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If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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