I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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