i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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