you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
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I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
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I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
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Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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