i just wanna soil my oats bro
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
operation harelip BJ is a go
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
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I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
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I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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