Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
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so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
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I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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