Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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