I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I think I died a long time ago.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
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