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say what?
wanna hang out?
im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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