your parents love me but you hate me
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
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I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
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Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
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