There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
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I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
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The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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