I wish I could teleport
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
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He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
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We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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