I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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