it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
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didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
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Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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