Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
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In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
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just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize