16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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