think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
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