Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
as a side note pls kill me
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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