Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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