just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
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she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
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No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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