So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
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I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
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Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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