how can u be prego again
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I smell stomach acid.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Randomize
