I showed him my bush... on skype.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
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You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
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You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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