lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
