Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
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i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
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We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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