You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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