if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
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we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
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YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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