I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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