There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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