I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
nutella sex= disaster
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
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Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
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I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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