So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
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If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
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who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
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