How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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