Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Randomize
