I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
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i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
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He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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